Fun Day Fridays: Jare Bear’s Jokes!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cuke

Cuke who?

I’m not cookoo you are!

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What do you call a sneezing train?

A-ah-achhoo choo train!

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Why was the broom always late?

’cause he overswept!

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What did the baby cow say to the mother cow?

What?

It’s either one way or the udder

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There was a one story house that was all purple. The carpet was purple, the couch was purple, the table was purple, the desk was purple, the bed was purple, the phone was purple, the clock was purple, the dog was purple, even the food was purple…

What color was the stairs?

There are no stairs in a one story house! Duh!

 

Have a fabulous Friday

-Jare Bear and Kelsey

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3 thoughts on “Fun Day Fridays: Jare Bear’s Jokes!

  1. I think Jare Bear might appreciate my new favourite joke which I heard a few weeks ago:

    Where would you find a dog with no legs?
    Where you left it!

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